The title of this post is pretty crass, but there is no sense in trying to pretty it up. You want to blow your load all over the tits and face of a hot babe like you see guys do in porn, but your wife or girlfriend would feel grossed out and degraded. Whatever. You can shoot that juice all over a chick who will not only take it, but also thank you for it. Hire an escort and make that shit happen!
It is important to know that not even paid whores always say yes and escorts are a bit classier than your common street corner sluts. However, if you let the agency know what you are wanting to do with your goo, they can hook you up with the perfect North London outcall escorts that will be totally up for it.